A little sample of what we'll be having of the goddess Alba here... :P
Pictures (c) their owners.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
The Duck Corner - Jessica Alba
A little sample of what we'll be having of the goddess Alba here... :P
Pictures (c) their owners.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
I've Got a Jar of Dirt!
I've been thinking, and I can't believe I still haven't posted this, one of the funniest remixes I've ever seen, if not the funniest.
Ah, blessed be those who turn bloodthirtsty murdering pirates into... dirt-loving bloodthirtsty murdering singing pirates.
The Duck Corner - Jessica Biel
Fine I said I wasn't gonna post any more Duck Corners so soon, but c'mon... this woman makes you want to share her with everyone else!
The Duck Corner - Rihanna
I've been in 2009 for almost two months now, and so far it's going great.
As a new thing for this new year, I'll follow the example of other fellow bloggers and start posting pictures of celebrities (if that doesn't lift my views rate, what will?) I'm just calling it the Duck Corner because of these two pieces of Art (which are not mine, so they're awesome) - http://bob-rz.deviantart.com/art/peeking-duck-27468543 and http://betteo.deviantart.com/art/patito-38128589
So, February... always rainy... we could always use an umbrella...
Here you go, three for Rihanna:
I'll post more, of other celebrities, in time. Click them to enlarge, enjoy, fap, etc.
As a new thing for this new year, I'll follow the example of other fellow bloggers and start posting pictures of celebrities (if that doesn't lift my views rate, what will?) I'm just calling it the Duck Corner because of these two pieces of Art (which are not mine, so they're awesome) - http://bob-rz.deviantart.com/art/peeking-duck-27468543 and http://betteo.deviantart.com/art/patito-38128589
So, February... always rainy... we could always use an umbrella...
Here you go, three for Rihanna:
I'll post more, of other celebrities, in time. Click them to enlarge, enjoy, fap, etc.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Traditional Portuguese Music
... Não há pito mais bonito
Que o pito da tua Maria!
Oh Maria dá-me o pito!
Oh Maria dá-mo cá!
Oh Maria dá-mo o pito!
Toma lá dá cá!
Virou!
Vira o ** que já lá vou!
Isso!
Maria, vem ter comigo
E eu digo-lhe de zangado
Diabo de rapariga
Quero esse pito mais bem lavado!
Oh Maria dá-me o pito!
Oh Maria dá-mo cá!
Oh Maria dá-mo o pito!
Toma lá dá cá!
É isso, é isso...
C***a aqui que é chouriço!
Que pito tão rechonchudo!
Bonito e cabeludo!
Havia quem dissesse
Que o comia com as penas, com tudo!
Oh Maria dá-me o pito!
Oh Maria dá-mo cá!
Oh Maria dá-mo o pito!
Toma lá dá cá!
(skip to 2:36 for this particular song)
Saturday, January 3, 2009
New Year Resolutions
- Post more stuff on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
- Post stuff on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese that isn't crap.
- Don't do crack before posting stuff on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
- Don't do crack ever.
- Change Venezuelan Beaver Cheese's name to something funny.
- Use more leet on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
- F1nD 0u7 VVh47 15 4 V3n3zu3l4n 834V3r.
- Give a fish to a dolphin.
- Don't eat that dolphin after giving it a fish.
- Don't call my stupid brother names.
- Don't do kitten huffing (yeah right).
- Eat some cheese.
- Get a girlfriend(s).
- Do more stuff for the lulz.
- Learn to sing.
- Eat green vegetables and that sort of crap.
- Don't try to rule the world.
- Do more procrastination.
- Find out what "procrastination" means.
- Get a mypage.
- Get a Hi5 account.
- Screw Hi5. Get a Hi6 account.
- Don't make so much fun at homophobics, racists, sexists, masochists, patriotists, monotheists and other people ending in "ists".
- Use less curse words.
- Ignore the last line.
- Fuck.
- Get a tan.
- Steal a car.
- Steal more cars.
- Try to escape a police hellicopter.
- So long and thanks for all the fish.
- Post stuff on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese that isn't crap.
- Don't do crack before posting stuff on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
- Don't do crack ever.
- Change Venezuelan Beaver Cheese's name to something funny.
- Use more leet on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.
- F1nD 0u7 VVh47 15 4 V3n3zu3l4n 834V3r.
- Give a fish to a dolphin.
- Don't eat that dolphin after giving it a fish.
- Don't call my stupid brother names.
- Don't do kitten huffing (yeah right).
- Eat some cheese.
- Get a girlfriend(s).
- Do more stuff for the lulz.
- Learn to sing.
- Eat green vegetables and that sort of crap.
- Don't try to rule the world.
- Do more procrastination.
- Find out what "procrastination" means.
- Get a mypage.
- Get a Hi5 account.
- Screw Hi5. Get a Hi6 account.
- Don't make so much fun at homophobics, racists, sexists, masochists, patriotists, monotheists and other people ending in "ists".
- Use less curse words.
- Ignore the last line.
- Fuck.
- Get a tan.
- Steal a car.
- Steal more cars.
- Try to escape a police hellicopter.
- So long and thanks for all the fish.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Futurama song has devious hidden message
In the 2nd Season of Futurama there is an episode, "The Problem with Popplers". Fry and Bender find a planet full of tasty things (the "popplers") and sell them to Fishy Joe's (a fast food place). They then record the theme song for the popplers, which is this:
Pop a Poppler in your mouth
When you come to Fishy Joe's.
What they're made of is a mystery
Where they come from no one knows,
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em.
If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.
Some researchers (you know, nerds) have found that played backwards, this song gives a devious message, that reaches our subconscient while watching the episode:
Explore Neepa-Noopa's snippers
Sue us if that snarb ekay mikkets
If we moosh, miffy licka, lick me murka
If we saw another Noofa in a wheelchair,
Mr. Rayanetto sauce!
He shaved the monkey love farm in your roof.
Hop-a-Hop!
If you don't believe us, listen for yourself:
Pop a Poppler in your mouth
When you come to Fishy Joe's.
What they're made of is a mystery
Where they come from no one knows,
You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em.
If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.
Some researchers (you know, nerds) have found that played backwards, this song gives a devious message, that reaches our subconscient while watching the episode:
Explore Neepa-Noopa's snippers
Sue us if that snarb ekay mikkets
If we moosh, miffy licka, lick me murka
If we saw another Noofa in a wheelchair,
Mr. Rayanetto sauce!
He shaved the monkey love farm in your roof.
Hop-a-Hop!
If you don't believe us, listen for yourself:
